Goal for a Nap

Twenty players dash across the pitch, sweating as they run this way and that. Meanwhile, two bored goalkeepers wait as they stand at the goalposts. Let the boys play, what’s it to them? In fact, why not have a little nap on the grass? Turn the goal over sideways and use the net like a large hammock, until the action comes to this side of the field. You too are welcome to be goalkeepers, and get a bit of rest. The defender will wake you if the other team makes an advance.